From the desk of Ryan D. Kelley, candidate for Michigan Governor

Thursday, November 11, 2021

Dana Nessel – Michigan’s Drunken Attorney General

“I laid low for a while, but my friend recommended that I leave so as to prevent me from vomiting on any of my constituents,” apologizes our 2-drink lightweight AG, Dana Nessel.

“I had a few folks help me up the stairs and someone grabbed a wheelchair so as to prevent me from stumbling in the parking lot,” Nessel added.


One-term “2-drink” Nessel is an absolute embarrassment to our state.

“2-drink” stood by allowing lawless Whitmer absolute unconstitutional control in 2020.

Nessel played a role in the “plot to kidnap the governor” that we know was a set up by the FBI, entrapping the citizens she was elected to represent and protect.

She gave a free pass to fraudster, Jocelyn Benson, during the 2020 election cycle, waged war on people like Matt DePerno for exposing election fraud, and anyone else exercising their first amendment rights regarding the stolen 2020 election.

Dana, you make Michigan want to vomit.  No, we haven’t been drinking at a tail-gate party like you.  We are sober, clear minded, and sick of your BS!

One-term “2-drink” Nessel coming right up!